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If cars had followed the same development path as computers, a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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What's the difference between a used car salesman and someone who sells computers? A used car salesman knows he's lying -- and can drive.
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Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kick-boxing.
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The generation of random numbers is much too important to be left to chance.
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The faults in bad software can be so subtle as to be practically theological.
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Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out, they don't work.
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A computer is a genie that can grant any wish. The catch is that you must express your wish exactly, in binary.
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Linux *is* user friendly. It's not idiot-friendly or fool-friendly!
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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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Serial Port - Where ships come to deliver their tasty breakfast morsels.
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If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashes ... oh wait, he does.
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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, but not tried it.
— Donald Knuth
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UNIX - Not just for Vestal Virgins anymore.
— Daniel Hobbs
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The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.
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