sex

If you can't trust a woman with a choice, how can you trust her with a baby?

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.

Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe -- she fakes it with Ken.

Homer: When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.
Bart: Like what?
Homer: I'll tell you when you're older.

The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals -- He just thinks they need more supervision.

Life is a deadly, sexually-transmitted disease.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.